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  1. we do iv starts and im injections, thankfully not foley's ng's or anything else
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    How did you find out about allnurses?

    Google search for "nursing humor" to prepare for speaking to the freshmen.
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    NCLEX Number of Questions and Clarification

    Please can someone sticky this. There are so many questions my test shut off at this and i got the last question right/wrong...blah blah please sticky this maybe some will read because this info is GREAT!!!!!!
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    Mnemonic for cranial nerves

    Here is a cute (kinda dirty) song our teacher taught us. It not only helps with their names but also their function. Hope this helps, I know it did me! Sorry so long. THE TWELVE CRANIAL NERVES sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas I (Olfactory) On the first nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: My sense olfactory. II (Optic) On the second nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Two, eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. III (Oculomotor) On the third nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Three cross-eyed glances, Two, eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. IV (Trochlear) On the forth nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Four: superior oblique muscles, Three cross-eyed glances, Two, eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. V (Trigeminal) On the fifth nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Mas-ti-ca-tion! Four: superior oblique, Three cross-eyed glances, Two, eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. VI (Abducens) On the sixth nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Six sideways glances, Mas-ti-ca-tion! Four; superior oblique, Three cross-eyed glances, Two eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. VII (Facial) On the seventh nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Seven funny faces, Six sideways glances, Mas-ti-ca-tion! Four; superior oblique, Three cross-eyed glances, Two eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. VIII (Vestibulocochlear) On the eighth nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Eight sounds, and balance, Seven funny faces, Six sideways glances, Mas-ti-ca-tion! Four; superior oblique, Three cross-eyed glances, Two eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. IX (Glossopharyngeal) On the ninth nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Nine quick swallows, Eight sounds, and balance, Seven funny faces, Six sideways glances, Mas-ti-ca-tion! Four; superior oblique, Three cross-eyed glances, Two eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. X (Vagus) On the tenth nerve, the vagus, my true love gave to me: Ten heart beats a minute, Nine quick swallows, Eight sounds, and balance, Seven funny faces, Six sideways glances, Mas-ti-ca-tion! Four; superior oblique, Three cross-eyed glances, Two eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. XI (Accessory) On the eleventh nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Eleven heads a-tilting, Ten heart beats a minute, Nine quick swallows, Eight sounds, and balance, Seven funny faces, Six sideways glances, Mas-ti-ca-tion! Four; superior oblique, Three cross-eyed glances, Two eyes a-looking, And my sense olfactory. XII (Hypoglossal) On the twelfth nerve of the cranium, my true love gave to me: Twelve lovely lickings, Eleven head's a-bobbing, Ten - take it slowly, Nine, deep throating, Eight, hear her panting, Seven, smile with pleasure, Six look for condoms, Mas-ti-ca-tion! (Don't bite!) Four, look to heaven, Three, roll your eyes, Two (you've seen it coming) Can have fun with a-na-to-my!