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    I'm running away to PetSmart

    ...and awful owners instead of irritating family members/visitors.
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    Funny things patients say !

    Wow...correlation and causation are NOT the same thing, people!
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    Report of Health Center Visit?

    Hi everybody; I've been asked to create a form to be filled out any time a camper visits the health center or gets first aid elsewhere in camp. This form will be given to the parent/guardian at check-out, presumably so that when the kid says "I had ...
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    Tragically idiotic

    Skipping Lasix so you won't have to make so many potty stops during a 7-hour car trip--great idea! I'd rather stop every half hour than end up spending 4 days in the hospital and 2 months in a SNF 7 hours away from home, but that's just me.
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    Harlem Shake - Nursing Style!

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    Soiled Scrubs Mid-Shift

    When I worked in LTC I had a spare set of EVERYTHING in my locker--scrub pants and top, socks, shoes, and undies. I only ever had to use the shoes and socks (so I wouldn't wake everyone up squelching up and down the hall after a particularly difficu...
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    Cant believe the nurse did.....

    What the...
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    Got "nurse face"? How'd you get it?

    This is brilliant--do you mind if I use it?
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    What did you get for Christmas?

    A Keurig coffee maker. I'm the only one here who drinks coffee and I'd end up throwing away half a pot more often than not with my full-size coffeepot. Now I can make just what I need, and the grounds won't go stale sitting opened in the cupboard e...
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    Ever disappointed on Christmas?

    Twice--both times I was broker than broke. The first time, I asked specifically for gift cards to clothing stores because my 'business casual' work clothes were getting worn out. At the time I was surviving on ramen noodles and instant oatmeal, and...
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    What type of job do Camp Nurses have throghout the year?

    I worked for Mollen Immunization Clinics in the fall this year. I don't have a job at the moment. In addition to camp, I'm involved in a couple community organizations that take up a lot of my time in the spring, so I'm not really looking. It does...
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    2013 Camp

    I'm stalking the Girl Scout Council's employment page, waiting for the seasonal application to show up. It says 'coming in January' but I keep looking anyway!
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    You Know You're A Nurse If...

    ...every time you go to youtube, regardless of what you're watching, the list on the right is full of surgery, er/trauma, and abscess drainage videos.
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    Funny & Cute Things Our Demented Patients Say

    In my area there are many people from the Netherlands and 1st-generation Americans who spoke only Dutch at home. Several times I've had to ask an elder to please repeat their request/statement because I only speak English. One lady in particular wo...
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    Nursing the End of a Leash

    "Dictated but not read"...really?