Funnies I heard today........

Specialties Operating Room

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Orientee: "When will it get easier in the OR?"

Preceptor: "It will get easier one day, the next day you retire!"

Older Surgeon to the young Surgeon: "Just as soon as the patients stop asking you how much experience you have they ask how steady your hands are!":chuckle

Specializes in Operating Room.

Too funny! :yeah:

Specializes in aged -adolescent.

I likethe one that asks what the difference is between God and a surgeon

God knows he's not a surgeon

Specializes in Operating Room.

Makes me want to look at a badge and say, "Nope I was wrong....thought your badge would of said, "God." :chuckle

(Knocking on wood here....so far, the docs have been nice. I've heard the rumors though.....lol)

Do any of you guys heckle your surgeons? I'll usually say something to my Ortho Guys like " Do you need me to call the Gyn docs in here to help?" The other one and not to be sexist but: "Would you like me to call Dr[insert female staff surgeon] to help you put that screw in?"

This is not mean spirited but playful.

Also You can say: "Hey doc this isn't a petting zoo" while they exam for 30 minutes.

Ever pull the otis elevator joke on a new scrub tech or nurse?

Oh sure!LOL! I had worked with a Gyn doc who always whined about the general docs having it all. So when I was scrubbed, every once in a while I would say if he asked for something new....."Well, it would have been right there for you if you were a general doctor!":D

I had a great,funny doubletake moment the other day.

I was setting up for a penile implant case, bringing the already picked instruments and supplies into the room. On the cart was an instrument case labelled "Large Bone"...:lol2:

It took me a moment to realize that this was a leftover from another case.

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