What's the weirdest baby name?

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MIA-RN1, RN

1,329 Posts

ooh I finally got one....

Hippo!!

Baby's whole name was "Hippolito". Mom said it was a hispanic name--she pronounced the H. Which is fine...but to shorten it to HIPPO?

Specializes in Tele, Infectious Disease, OHN.

A boy whose first and middle name is Cole Haun. Like the shoes.

NurseyTonyaLPN

74 Posts

Specializes in M/S, home health, LTC, rehab/orth.
Besides probably dozens of Marys, there's Marimae, Maude, Margery, Marjorie, Maybelle, Marcy, Marlys, Marley, Mildred, Myldred, Margene, Melinda, Marcia, Mavis, Marilyn, Marlene, Marlena, and Margaret--all people I met in school at one time or another. Some were students and some were teachers. Interesting that I could only think of one that started "Mi" like your other daughters. These names would all be from the first half of the 20th century.

We have decided on Melody. (3 1/2 year old loved it). Thank you everyone who gave suggestions. :wink2:

mgalloLPN

172 Posts

i currently work in a medical billing office (until aug 17 then i am moving to orlando) and here are some of the crazy names i saw the other day. i had to write them down!!!

hedda

lovadee

turquoise

santana (mom was 14 years old) baby girl

safly

queen

maquannaquia

oshahique

branequa

baize

dandrez

rocksand (not roxanne)

zacchaeue

lesbia

dellie

:roll

tddowney

162 Posts

Can't say it was a 'weird' name, per se....but one name that I have had at least 2 pts. name their kid was 'precious.' Now, some people may think that's endearing or whatever, but to me it sounds like a name you'd give your poodle or a stripper.

:p

"Precious" just reminds me of a Ring..............................and a little ugly guy who wants it back.

:)

BROOK9960

51 Posts

My hockey-playing husband wanted to name our son Zachary Zamboni. :rolleyes: Needless to say I said no. ;)

My husband wanted to name our son John Arthur but I was insistent on naming him after my father Jimmy, so we named our son James Arthur (Arthur is a family name on hubby's side). So three years later my husband wanted to name our second child John Arthur and I told him "ABSOLUTELY NOT.....I AM NOT NAMING MY DAUGHTER THAT!"........I had to go in for emergency surgery and he filled out the birth certificate.......luckily, he did not name her John Arthur......her name is Johnnie Brook!!!!!!!!:smackingf

BROOK9960

51 Posts

We had a patient with the first name Female. Thinking she had come in AKA, I asked what her name was and she pronounced it "femahlay".

We had another woman named Clamidia.

One of my co-workers swears (no pun intended as you will see in a minute) she knows a young boy with a name that is pronounced " shath-eed" spelled " Sh**head".

I babysat a girl named Heather Ann G..... Poor thing had to be asked not to put her full initials on her homework.

I have a friend whose name was Titsworthy (and she is rather veluptuous) and when she got married her name changed to Kunzler and when she got divorced it went back to Titsworthy! (last name):imbar

9moreyears

4 Posts

Specializes in critical care.

Lemon Butts! enough said!:roll

BROOK9960

51 Posts

I know an attorney with the last name of FINK:smokin:

BROOK9960

51 Posts

My Mom is getting a Colonoscopy next week. The Gastroenterologists name is.....Dr. SUNSHINE!

I told her the sun don't shine down there...

Our family doctor is Dr. Kiehl, pronounced keel, but my son called him Dr. Kiehler for years (pronounced Killer):chair:

BROOK9960

51 Posts

Lemon Butts! enough said!:roll

You've all heard the joke about Harry Butts? Well I actually know a Harry Buttz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:rotfl:

Jaynie

17 Posts

Specializes in Emergency.

When I was a student nurse on my community placement we went to see a new mum who's surname was Scumptious, They called their child Trudy.

Trudy Scumptious.

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