# Why is Math so important?

1. Subject: Math

you can explain ... this is why math is taught in school.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive
onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered
the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped"
the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to
me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-
to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every
40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something
like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are
driven by females.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons,
and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive
past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest
problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is
armed.

Flip one off? ... I think not !!!!!!
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