What NOT to do!

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Specializes in Everything except surgery.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

My Lord! He shot the guy! :eek: What an idiot! Or should I say "no brainer". :rotfl:

The correct medical term would be mental midget.

Dave

Specializes in Everything except surgery.

:rotfl: :roll

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Yikes!

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