Understanding men!!!??? - page 3
Once again I apologize guys....:p Understanding Men! Here we go... 1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.... Read More
Feb 9, '03I'm just saddened that we are not as easy to understand as our female counterparts.
.............So true!! And yet i think thats what the post is about...that we are easy to understand, since we can be defined so easily!! I must admit, glad we're still intriguing enough to draw these kinds of jokes...!! Thanks ladies!!
Feb 10, '03Hmm, seems I've caused quite a stir with my earlier post. I was wondering whether I should have been honest and given my reaction, but I guess it's too late now, huh? I guess I just can't help but wonder (again, after reading what seems like 10,000 similar posts) if that's how they really feel.
O.k, for those who told me to lighten up, point taken and much appreciated. For those who have taken shots at me...may you be treated as you have treated me, especially when you're honest about how something makes you feel.
Feb 10, '03Humor: 1. mood; state of mind 2. whim; caprice 3. a comical quality 4. a) the ability to appreciate or express what is funny, amusing, etc. b) the expresion of this
(from Webster's New World Dictionary)
Feb 10, '03Tilleycs... there is certainly nothing wrong with being honest. However, there is a lot to be said for overreacting
Feb 10, '03True. And like I said, point taken. It just seemed like everything I read on the site that day was anti-men. It was like, 'Sheesh! Hmm...is this how they really feel???" I'm sort of new to the site, and it just seemed everywhere.
Feb 11, '03tilleycs...if you read the first line of my post you see that i apologized!!!! this was meant to be funny... which is why i posted it under the humor thread! i meant no harm... was not trying to "male bash"...and once again...it was posted with a smile on my face!:d
i do appreciate men... i was raised by my dad after my parents divorced when i was 5 years old... so believe me, i do know that there are some wonderful males out there! i have 4 older step brothers (we have been "related" for 28 years now) and if you think i haven' t had my fair share of female jokes thrown at me you are very wrong! but as someone as posted in reply, i am confident enough that i don't take the jokes personally, and every day i receive emails with women being the butt of jokes!
but in case i truly offended anyone, including tilleycs, once again guys.. i apologize!
Feb 12, '03Just to make it more fair for Tilleycs, I found a site bashing women at http://www.bitofun.com/jokes.women.htm
Feb 12, '03Gotta say, that's some funny stuff going on there....
Here's a situation....a conundrum, if you will, showing the stereotypes some children (and some adults, from what I've seen) still harbor:
On top of being a nursing student, I also teach clarinet at a few area junior high schools. While working with a new group of 6th graders one day, one of them asked me "Do you go to college". Hoping to encourage the kids to set goals for themselves, I replied "Yes, I'm studying to be a nurse". Most all of them began to laugh out load, boisterously declaring that was a girl's job. I just laughed along with them. Not my place to attempt to change their set of values, especially in a music class. If you're comfortable with what you're doing in life, you should be able to laugh off comments like that. Just thought I'd share that little story.
........but yeah, I don't really give a hoot 'bout the toilet seat. hehehehehhe!!!!!!
Keep the funny coming!
Jun 8, '04Quote from LausanaWhat's black, blue and brown?Yes, and I'm truly offended by blonde jokes.
A brunette telling to many blonde jokes!
It's all in good fun! I've always been blonde, but love a good blonde joke. Being a bartender for years, I've heard them all!:chuckle :chuckle
Jun 9, '04Quote from emily_momCAN'T SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET THESE DARNED CUFFS OFF????Ain't that the truth. If you are lucky enough to find someone that meets those criteria....handcuff him to your bed until he agrees to marry you...