uh-oh !

  1. Prescription for trouble......

    A woman walks into a drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

    The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".

    "To kill my husband.."

    "I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't sell you any for that reason."

    The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.

    The man is her husband and the woman is the druggist's wife.

    He looks at the photo and says,
    "My apologies, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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    About jnette, ASN, EMT-I

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    Home Health Patient Education Resource Nurse; from US
    Specialty: 10 year(s) of experience in Hemodialysis, Home Health


  3. by   Spidey's mom
    Jnette .. . . :chuckle

    I just copied it and passed it around. We are all so tired - very busy day and we needed a laugh.


  4. by   moz
    That's a good one! Thanks for sharing
  5. by   funnygirl_rn
  6. by   gwenith
    just copied it to pass on.....
  7. by   bennie
  8. by   MandyInMS
    lmaooooo...good one
  9. by   Nitey_RN
    Too Funny!!!!!!!! LOL!!

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