A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street,
and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."
Mar 7, '02
From deep in the heart of texas
Politicians and Lawyers, may the saints preserve us
Keep it in the short grass yall