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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
My guess is better than yours.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
when u put all ur faith in the Baby Jesus and ur story is PROOF!!! that He hear our prayers to be a nurse coz that's His #1 priorty over anything u can beleve it

Hallelujah!!!:saint:

now I'm off to PRAY!!! for my 24th try myself pray for me

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Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally.

It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

Specializes in Neurosciences, stepdown, acute rehab, LTC.
Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
On a similar yet unrelated topic.. where is my tax credit for not having kids and adding to the population? I mean... CA is mulling over not charging certain property tax that goes to pay for public schools.. if they don't have kids themselves. It won't pass but what a grand idea.

I agree. About $1500 a year of my property taxes go to fund Anomaly School District and I've not had any kids either, Mini2544.

But, then again, I'd rather contribute to urchins' education, as uneducated urchins are more difficult with which to deal.

Mom and Dad greatly influenced my decision to remain childless and inspired my interest in the medical field early in my life. A new fangled battery operated game came out in 1965 and we kids got one that Christmas.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
"Patient is aware of the risks and benefits, including but not limited to---" - Patient knows they're making a poor choice and doesn't give a flying fruit basket.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
"Why are we documenting so many senseless, mindless, unnecessary things that rob time away from actual patient care?"

One reason is because the accreditation and benefitting agencies need to stay afloat and have a reason for existence.

"Your assessments don't have an area that identifies the patient as a high risk for hangnails or papercuts" they say.

Bam! Administrators respond with a knee jerk reflex and nursing assessments then have drop down indicators for identifying high risk hangnail and possible papercut patients!

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Specializes in Hospice, corrections, psychiatry, rehab, LTC.
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Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally.

It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

Kudos for the Life of Brian reference.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Kudos for the Life of Brian reference.

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Where's the thread for sock puppets?

Allnurses is so mean!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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