Things That Sound Dirty On Thanksgiving But Aren't

    • "Just reach in and grab the giblets."
    • "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
    • "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
    • "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
    • "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
    • "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
    • "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
    • "It's cool whip time!"
    • "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

      And The Dirtiest Sounding Thing That Isn't Really Dirty....
    • "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
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  2. by   canoehead
    everyone on this board is such a sicko....
  3. by   gvar
    Those are absolutely hillarious and I never claimed not to be sick. lol lmao

    Hope you don't mind, I copied & forwarded to all my like minded sicko friends!

    Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!

  5. by   misti_z
    Glad to share my sickoness with others
  6. by   night owl

    Yeah you're a sicko and I love have to have a sicko sense of humor to do the things we do! Those were great!!!