The NUN

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a cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

Dave ARNP

629 Posts

I'm just not going to say a word.

Dave :kiss

Brownms46

1 Article; 2,394 Posts

Specializes in Everything except surgery.

:rotfl: :roll

karenG

1,049 Posts

Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

:rotfl: :chuckle

Karen

boopchick

158 Posts

:chuckle

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
:D :chuckle :roll :D Very funny!

H ynnoD

65 Posts

:eek: Thats the clean version.:chuckle
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