The nastiest story that I have EVER heard! It happened to me! - page 2

so, my *confused* patient had a fountain drink of pepsi sitting on his overbed table. when i walked into his room, he was putting the lid back on. i thought he must have been thristy and was eating... Read More

  1. by   sharpeimom
    Quote from systoly
    that has me in tears.
    it should come with a beverage alert! my ice tea went in my mouth and back out my nose and all over the monitor. the cats thought it was funny ...

    sharpeimom
  2. by   melz34
    Quote from lovegoddess1977
    so, my *confused* patient had a fountain drink of pepsi sitting on his overbed table. when i walked into his room, he was putting the lid back on. i thought he must have been thristy and was eating the ice cubes. i gave him his pills and then handed him his drink. he took a big drink, swallowed, and then told me that it wasn't fresh anymore. i said...no problem...i will dump this and get you something else. i walked into his bathroom to dump it. i took off the lid and was getting ready to dump it out when i noticed that it was warm, yellow and foul smelling. it was pee! my patient took his pills with his own pee. i felt bad because i handed it to him but how was i suppose to know that he peed in it??? omg!!!

    i felt bad but i cracked up laughing..... how nasty!! he was okay... he didn't know what happened.

    i be back in a bit after i have been to the toilet to throw up i think reding that story a few more times dieting may just come naturally
  3. by   blondnursey
    originally posted by lovegoddess1977
    so, my *confused* patient had a fountain drink of pepsi sitting on his overbed table. when i walked into his room, he was putting the lid back on. i thought he must have been thristy and was eating the ice cubes. i gave him his pills and then handed him his drink. he took a big drink, swallowed, and then told me that it wasn't fresh anymore. i said...no problem...i will dump this and get you something else. i walked into his bathroom to dump it. i took off the lid and was getting ready to dump it out when i noticed that it was warm, yellow and foul smelling. it was pee! my patient took his pills with his own pee. i felt bad because i handed it to him but how was i suppose to know that he peed in it??? omg!!!

    i felt bad but i cracked up laughing..... how nasty!! he was okay... he didn't know what happened



    omg thats so funny....

    and yes they seat me and my nurse friends in the corner by the bar at applebees also....

    i have always said you could vomit feces on my shoes during lunch and i would still finish eating...
    been a nurse far too long i guess
  4. by   sharpeimom
    Quote from blondnursey
    originally posted by lovegoddess1977
    so, my *confused* patient had a fountain drink of pepsi sitting on his overbed table. when i walked into his room, he was putting the lid back on. i thought he must have been thristy and was eating the ice cubes. i gave him his pills and then handed him his drink. he took a big drink, swallowed, and then told me that it wasn't fresh anymore. i said...no problem...i will dump this and get you something else. i walked into his bathroom to dump it. i took off the lid and was getting ready to dump it out when i noticed that it was warm, yellow and foul smelling. it was pee! my patient took his pills with his own pee. i felt bad because i handed it to him but how was i suppose to know that he peed in it??? omg!!!

    i felt bad but i cracked up laughing..... how nasty!! he was okay... he didn't know what happened



    omg thats so funny....

    and yes they seat me and my nurse friends in the corner by the bar at applebees also....

    i have always said you could vomit feces on my shoes during lunch and i would still finish eating...
    been a nurse far too long i guess
    that's me too. as long as i don't have to suction someone, i'm good to go. if mucus is involved though, yecch! <shudder> my husband says there should be a "nonmedical profession" section in all restaurants.
    now, when i ask, "may i read you something?" he asks or looks to see just what i'm reading before he answers. or says, "are you reading allnurses again?"
    oh well... <big sigh...>

    kathy
    sharpeimom

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