Some Thoughts on Sex

  1. [color=maroon][color=maroon]"bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on saturday night.

    [color=maroon][color=maroon]rodney dangerfield

    "there are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. chief among these is the mercedes-benz 380sl."

    lynn lavner

    "sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."camille paglia

    "women might be able to fake orgasms. but men can fake a whole relationship."
    sharon stone

    [color=olive][color=olive]"[color=olive][color=olive]clinton</st1l[color=olive][color=olive] lied. a man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

    [color=olive][color=olive]barbara bush (former <st1</st1[color=olive][color=olive]first lady)

    "ah, yes, divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

    robin williams

    "women need a reason to have sex. men just need a place"

    billy crystal

    "according to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. they say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

    robert de niro

    "there's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'i know what i'm doing. just show me somebody naked !"

    jerry seinfeld

    [color=olive][color=olive]"see, the problem is that god gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

    [color=olive][color=olive]robin williams

    "it's been so long since i've had sex, i've forgotten who ties up whom."

    joan rivers<o</o

    " you don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged woman. stuff you pay good money for in later life."

    elmo phillips

    " bigamy is having one wife too many. monogamy is the same."

    oscar wilde

    " it isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

    george burns<o</o
    Last edit by DutchgirlRN on Sep 23, '07
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