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Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Just found one more flaw in southern dialect, we "borrow" everything! toilet paper, light bulbs, pens, . . .and "fixing to. . ."You would be surprised how many onions I have borrowed and never returned, thank god huh?

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Yeah......"Can I borrow some of your potato chips? I'll give 'em back when I'm done with 'em." Hahahaha!!! :rotfl:

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I was leaving a message for a Dr. about one of his patients and I started the name off with Z as in Xylophone. Needless to say, I was very glad that the answering service that was doing the transcribing called me back to clarify.

Me: Oh Dear, did I really say that?

Him: Yeah, you did.

Let's just say it was Residents 1, Nurse 0, for this night.:doh:

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Specializes in Hospice.
Strangely, I've had that old Men At Work song stuck in my head lately...

Everytime I see Vegemite (the do actually sell it at Meijers), I am really intrigued (have been since the 80s probably when that song came out). I am SO curious about how it tastes...

I mean, I love peanut butter or nutella on my toast. Can something called Vegemite really compare?

I found it here in Albuquerque under the name Marmite.

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Specializes in LTC.

I am losing my mind.

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I found it here in Albuquerque under the name Marmite.

Marmite Shortage Hitting New Zealand Grocers

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We need to send some nurses to New Zealand after they get off work. Can substitute fomite for marmite!!

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Specializes in CICU.

I have decided to refrain from making any work-yeast / jarred yeast comparisons...

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Specializes in NICU.

Translation of the alarms for the baby in the pod next to me: "I want my ETT back!!"

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Translation of the alarms for the ex-NICU baby down the hall: "I want to go to Jesus! Why won't you let me???"

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Ever encountered a doc's order such as... "uTox... STAT..."? I asked the MD... "Hey doc... you're aware that the pt is ANURIC, right?"... :rotfl:

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I just wanted to put out there "Thanks AN for the Calvin Klein male underwear ad." After a night of looking at old man/woman saggy butts, it was a welcomed sight.

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