Redneck Porno

[suzannasue]

TOP 15 REDNECK MediaO MOVIES

15. I Know You Done Your Sister Last Summer

14. Turn Her and Hooch

13. Urban Cow,Boy

12. Debbie Does Dullards

11. I Am Curious, Ol' Yeller

10. 9 1/2 Teeth

9. The Silence of The Sheep (God Willing!)

8. Nasty NASCAR Nympher,um,Nympha...Oh Hell...Fast Drivin' Crazy Nekkid Girls

7. Deep Goat

6. Crouchin' Brother, His'n Sister

5. Auntie Get Your Gums

4. The Girl Who Could Not Run Faster Than Her Brothers

3. Behind The Green Teeth

2. Bob and Carol and Bessie and Babe

1. Three Men and a Beatty

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[sbic56, BSN, RN]

Too funny!!! This redneck Mainer loved it....Ayuh!

[formernurse]

Hey kewlnurse,

Sure you can be an honorary redneck. Y'all come on down from the "frozen tundra," and we will bestow the honor on you. And SweetBluEyes, my nextdoor neighbors are from Washington State, and they love it down here. Best place to live---people super friendly. I was a transplant from NJ 24 years ago, and would never move back north. :-) :-)

[formernurse]

Oops--sorry--I meant SmilinBluEyes.

[SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN]

i can't believe that this thread was started...to each his/her own i guess ....even though this can be quite offensive & :imbar embarrassing to those southern white folks that these jokes are targeted at....perhaps this poking of fun at these folks by someone who proclaims that they're one of them could be therapeutic...i'm not so sure that others considered in this group would agree. i just hope no one's feelings are hurt by this thread....if they are:...i actually feel for you!!! this is coming from a black female yankee - moe.

[sbic56, BSN, RN]

SKM-NURSIEPOOH

I thought it was directed at us Mainers! I was going to scratch it on the wall of the outhouse for all my redneck buds to enjoy!

[bandaidexpert, BSN, RN]

Absolutely :roll :roll

I am myself an old Florida cracker(redneck).

I too have been too drunk to fish

I do have all ma teeth, tho:D

[suzannasue]

WELL,HELL...I do not PROCLAIM to be a redneck...I AM A Redneck...born and raised here,thank you very much!!!!

and if this thread has hurt someone's feeling's...I suggest they take their feelings and view the threads on this BB where our peers have been victims of personal attacks and vicious insults...there are at least 7 additional redneck JOKE threads on this BB and by damn, no one was outraged at those JOKES...I wonder why all of a sudden the feelings and concerns are being worn on the shirtsleeves...reminds me of the folks who ***** about beer being sold at grocery stores...walk on by if you don't like it...and if you see the word redneck mentioned in a thread title...DAMMITT...DON''T READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta go now, headed for the state capital to help clean up after a storm...completely wiped out the governor's residence and damn near wiped out the rest of the trailer park too...

Pass the beer Kewl !!!!!!!!!!!

[SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN]

i haven't been here as long enough to see the other seven joke threads about "rednecks"....if you were to look at when i'd joined allnurses.com...you'd seen the date . i must say though...you sound very angry, bitter, or both...& i don't understand why...but i forgive you :blushkiss & your anger just the same.

i merely looked at the thread...seen how it :uhoh21: could be offensive to some...& just merely recommend that folks tread with care for there are real folk's feelings to consider (even though some profess to being a "redneck"), that's not the point i was making. my point was...not all southern white or trailer park folk take kindly to these types of jokes. i wasn't saying that it's not ok to joke about being a "redneck" yourself...i'm sure most jokes about "rednecks" aren't made by "rednecks"!!! just take care not to cross the line at someone else's expense (this is directed { as nicely as i can put it} to all whom are participating here)!!!

thanks :kiss- moe.

[imenid37]

at the risk of being politically incorrect, i had to e-mail this to my friend in florida. what a hoot! not a redneck, but this bal-more gal's advice... hey hon", lighten up a little. it's good for us and youz to laugh at yourselfs!

[ERNurse752, RN]

LMAO...hee hee...I'm from Indiana, do I count? Love Jeff Foxworthy...has he done anything new lately?

:)

[sunnygirl272]

Billy Bob and LeRoy were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells

LeRoy,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year

I'm

gonna do it a bit different.

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years

ago you said to go to Hawaii. went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got

pregnant again.

Last year, you suggested Tahiti - and darned if Earline didn't get

pregnant

again!"

LeRoy asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's

different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Earline with me!"

[amblessing]

My SIL sent this to me and it's a hoot! :chuckle For anyone who has ever had to deal with strange neighbors!

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm