Nurses Humor
Published Jun 27, 2003
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
4,388 Posts
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said,"Quit while you're ahead?"
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Subject: 2 EMOTIONS Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!
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Get the last word in: Apologize.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they use to?
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
box to start a campfire?
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these Terrorists-- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas,
some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two
days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
Have a great day, Allnurses !
tattooednursie, LVN
660 Posts
LOL
Shamrock, BSN, RN
448 Posts
:rotfl:
KIWIRN
47 Posts
Great!! love these, i may have to incorporate some of these sayings in my every day life:roll
nowplayingEDRN
799 Posts
Subject: 2 EMOTIONS Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!.......... In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Hehehehehehehehe!!:chuckle :roll Oh I loved these!!!!