Real Chart Bloopers! Hillarious, you can see how these easily but stupidly happened!

  1. [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]1. The patient has refused an autopsy.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]2. The patient has no previous history of suicide.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]3. She has no rigors or chills but husband states she was very
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]hot in bed last night.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]4. Pt.c/o chest pain if she lies on her left side for over
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]a year.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]5. On the second post op day the knee was better, on the
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]third day it disappeared.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]6. The tearful and cries constantly. She also appears
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]to be depressed.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]7. The pt has been depressed since she began seeing me in
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]1993.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]8. Discharge Status: Alive

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]9. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 y/o man, mentally alert
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]but forgetful.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]10. Pt.had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]11. She complains she is numb from her toes down.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]12. In ER, was examined, x-rated and sent home.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]13. The skin is moist and dry.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]14. Occasional but constant infrequent headaches.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]15. Pt is alert but unresponsive.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]16. Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]17. Pt stated that she had been constipated for most of
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]her life until she got a divorce.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]18. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]for physical therapy.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]19. Both breasts are equal and reactive.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]20. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]21. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]22. Skin: somewhat pale but present

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]23. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]24. Patient has two teenage children but no other
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]abnormalities.[FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]
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  3. by   suebird3
    :chuckle no more needs to be said.

  4. by   Soon-to-be-NurseJess
    Quote from DutchgirlRN
    [FONT=Lucida Sans Typewriter]16. Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.
  5. by   bjlee
    thats a looong finger
  6. by   VeryPlainJane
    26. Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

    27. I’m not constipated; I can breathe just fine.

    28. Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.

    29. Patient walks six blocks now. The doctor told him it may take a year to come back.

    30. She stated that she had been constipated for life, until she got a divorce.

    these are funny Dutch!
  7. by   Jessy_RN
    These are too funny! Thanks for sharing