Oh Those PMS Blues!!

  1. Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me
    Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree
    You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss
    Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost
    Cause of... PMS blues,
    PMS blues!!

    I don't even like myself,
    but it's something I can't help
    I got those God almighty,
    slap somebody
    PMS blues

    Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold
    But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold
    Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same
    Poor old men just have to grin and say
    "I feel your pain"
    PMS blues...
    PMS blues...

    You know you must forgive us for we care not what we do
    I got those can't stop crying,
    dishes flying
    PMS blues

    But you know we can't help it We don't even know the cause
    But as soon as this part's over, then comes the menopause
    Oh, Lord... Oh, Lord... We're going to always be a heap of fun
    Like the devil Taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering
    Everybody's suffering, huh?
    But a woman had to write this song,
    A man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist
    Or just fall victim to Those....
    PMS blues!!!

    You know we'd kill for less
    than that PMS blues!!!!

    You don't want to cross my path
    Cause a pitbull Ain't no match
    For these teeth a clenchin',
    Fluid Retention
    Head a swellin',
    can't stop yellin'
    Got no Patience,
    I'm so hateful
    PMS blues,

    premenstrual syndrome Got those
    moods a swingin',
    tears a slingin'
    Nothin' fits me
    when it hits me
    Rantin', ravin',
    PMS blues!!!!

    It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing
    I'd been a man But you know that only means one thing
    If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute
    With some old cranky, naggin', raggin'
    hateful woman With those old...
    PMS blues...
    PMS blues

    I don't want! to talk about it,
    we both could do without it
    Got those treat your kids bad,
    don't you talk back
    Gone ballistic,
    Awful lowdown,
    ***** to be around...
    PMS blues!!!

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  3. by   dbsn00
    :chuckle Another good one!! :chuckle