know that too!
I bought a plastic penis for nursingschool, to show how to put on condoms (btw we call the "parisiens"), now this (huge one!!) came in a very nice black case.
So I went home, and my mil visited us and saw that little black case and said, hey that's a good size for a one night stay!
Well, I couldn't hold back and said, well open it and you'll see how right you are!
I still remember her face, after opening the case, but the best thing was her comment........... wellllll, I think this is good for at least two nights!!
I couldn't see my own face, but I know we laughed about it the whole evening!
(btw, my mil is a retired RN
Take care, Renee