My Colonoscopy - page 4

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  1. by   Phil-on-a-bike
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    You're upholding a proud tradition, Davey!
  2. by   djh123
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    You're upholding a proud tradition, Davey!
    And I bet that little red n' white circle on his upper left chest says "Keep Calm and Proct On", right?
  3. by   kbrn2002
    Good gracious, you are a brave soul. Just the thought of the horribly misnamed GoLytely gives me the chills. I'm not so worried about my eventual colonoscopy procedure, I am frankly terrified at the thought of the bowel prep. Sadly the eventual torture is on the horizon, my doc suggested it my last physical...last year. Yep, procrastination is king!
  4. by   Davey Do
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    And I bet that little red n' white circle on his upper left chest says "Keep Calm and Proct On", right?
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    Migod, man, you've incredible eyesight!
  5. by   djh123
    Mr. steely-eyed Proctological Corp's theme song is (to the tune of Barry Manilow's "This One's For You") is "This glove's for you, wherever you are...".
  6. by   OldDude
    For my my 2nd colonoscopy, I was wheeled into the procedure room and "the big black snake" was hanging by its tail, waiting and ready for me, and already had it's miner's headlamp burning brightly. The nurse for the procedure happened to be a girl I went to nursing school with so we had quite the stroll "UP" memory lane...quite an entertaining time for her. I remember her asking me if I had lost my car keys...
  7. by   Davey Do
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    I remember her asking me if I had lost my car key...
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  8. by   T-Bird78
    Jeff Foxworthy does a bit on his colonoscopy. He misread the instructions for the prep work and chugged the stuff in 10 minutes. He likened the aftermath to that of the space shuttle launch with the cloud exploding beneath him. He said he passed everything he ate, everything he drank, everything he thought about eating, everything his neighbor ate. His bowels were as clean as the pure snow. You need to find it.
  9. by   djh123
    Quote from T-Bird78
    Jeff Foxworthy does a bit on his colonoscopy. He misread the instructions for the prep work and chugged the stuff in 10 minutes. He likened the aftermath to that of the space shuttle launch with the cloud exploding beneath him. He said he passed everything he ate, everything he drank, everything he thought about eating, everything his neighbor ate. His bowels were as clean as the pure snow. You need to find it.
    I found it. Pretty good, yeah ... I think I'd seen it quite a ways back, but for those who haven't:

    Last edit by sirI on Mar 28 : Reason: embedded youtube video

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