Me Mudder

  1. When me prayers were poorly said
    Who tucked me in me widdle bed
    And spanked me till me arse was red,

    Me Mudder!

    Who took me from me cozy cot
    And put me on the ice cold pot
    And made me pee when I could not,
    Me Mudder!

    And when the morning light would come
    And in me crib me dribbled some
    Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

    Me Mudder!

    Who would me hair so neatly part
    And hug me gently to her heart
    Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

    Me Mudder!

    Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
    And nearly have a king size fit
    When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,

    Me Mudder!

    When at night her bed did squeak
    Me raised me head to have a peek
    Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

    Me Fadder!
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