Job Descriptions

  1. Job Discriptions

    "COMPETITIVE SALARY" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

    "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" - We have no time to train you.

    "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

    "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

    "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" - Some time each night and some time each weekend.

    "DUTIES WILL VARY" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

    "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" - We have no quality control.

    "CAREER-MINDED" - Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

    "APPLY IN PERSON" - If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the
    position has been filled.

    "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

    "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" - You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

    "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

    "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
    Last edit by Cindy_A on Apr 13, '02
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    former RN


  3. by   markuy06
    What were these people thinking. I wonder how many apps they got?