Ok, you've been warned. Just remember to keep a sense of humor. And think about what you would do.
Nominated for Quote of the Year is the statement made
by Texas congressman Dick Armey.
When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's
place, would you have resigned?"
Armey replied, "If I had been in the president's
place, I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I
would have been lying in a pool of my own blood,
looking up, and listening to my wife ask, "How do you
reload this son of a b . . . ?"
Something Kobe's wife should consider . . .