How to please a woman and a man

[kewlnurse]

how to please a impress a woman:

compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

how to impress a man

show up naked.

bring beer.

[sandstormsdust]

well... maybe it's the mans job to do that to the girl... and if he does it right the first time she will show up naked and bring beer the next

[zudy]

Well, all I can say to that is, the worst beer I ever had was wonderful. NO BAD BEER!!!!

[sunnygirl272]

[live4today, RN]

Originally posted by sunnygirl272

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

[micro, RN]

sunnygirl and renee'

from micro..........

if i wasn't so prude and proper......the activated cartoon looks so fun............

but what about in reverse.............

ya' all know micro is difficult by now'

love to you all and havin a blast..............

hey, now I know this is totally off the subject and please nobody follow my tangent here.............

-----------has anybody here ever had the dessert that is called."Better than sex"............

i wish to find the recipe............

so what can i say.................

-------------if the substitute works...........

soo have any of you'

hehehehehehehehheeeeeee

micro

[micro, RN]

actually very dry wine......but i share too much.......hehehehehhehehehehehheheheheheheeeee'

[dazedandconfused]

Sunnygirl~

Love the cartoon... goes quite well with the whole thing.

:roll :roll :roll

[Cubby]

Originally posted by jayna

WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll

I gotta know. What is snake wine?

[kids]

Originally posted by micro

-----------has anybody here ever had the dessert that is called."Better than sex"............

i wish to find the recipe............

(not joking) I have the recipe for better than sex cake memorized if you want it...we have it every Easter...kids and their Granma have never been told the actual name of it...

[micro, RN]

kid-r-fun.........

share, share.....

micro isn't domestic, but can bake if i wanna.....

share, share....

hehehehehehe

memory-----the first time i had "better than sex" was at a church potluck.........eons ago.........

hehehehehehehehehe

[LilgirlRN, ADN, RN]

Forget the beer, a guy shows up naked, I'll be impressed....well maybe

[jayna, RN]

Originally posted by SHEILA C

I gotta know. What is snake wine?

Sheila,

sNAKE WINE IS THE vietnamese traditional wines that has a dead snake inside (cobra, python, rattler etc). it is known that once a male drank this wine , he could copulate all night long.

So boys, can we women drink snake wine? :D

jayne