10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
> nothing to put in it.
> She said... You wear briefs, don't you?
>
> (9) He said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
> She said... It's not my fault... I ran out of money.
>
> (8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
> love to you in the worst way.
> She said... Well, you succeeded.
>
> (7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king
> She said....'Two inches less, and you'd be a queen
>
> (6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
> Written just below it: "I do not."
>
>
> (5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
> She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
> while I sit on the sofa and fart."
>
> (4) Priest said... 'I don' t think you will ever find another man like
> your late husband.
> She said... 'Who's gonna look?
>
> (3) He said.. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money
> I gave you?
> She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
>
> (2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
> She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
> light on.
>
>And the number (1)
> He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
> She said... I would, but you said not to call you at work.
>
>
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