Good vs Evil

  1. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and
    the Earth and populated the Earth with
    broccoli,cauliflower and spinach, green and
    yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
    Woman would live long and healthy lives.
    Then using God's great gifts,Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice
    Cream and Donuts. And Satan said, "You
    want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and
    Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some
    sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan
    smiled.
    And God created the healthful yogurt
    that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so
    fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
    wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And
    Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

    So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan
    presented Thousand-Island Dressing,
    buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And
    Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the
    repast.
    God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy
    vegetables and olive oil in which to
    cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish
    and chicken-friedsteak so big it needed its own
    platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went
    through the roof.
    God then created a light, fluffy
    white cake, named it"Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is
    good." Satan thencreated chocolate cake and named it
    "Devil's Food."
    God then brought forth running shoes so that His
    children might lose those extra pounds.
    And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so
    Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And
    Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
    flickering blue light and gained pounds.

    Then God brought forth the potato,
    naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition And
    Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man
    gained pounds.

    God then gave lean beef so that Man
    might consumefewer calories and still satisfy his
    appetite. AndSatan created McDonald's and its
    99-cent doublecheeseburger. Then said, "You want
    fries with that?"And Man replied, "Yes! And super
    size them!" And Satan said, "It is good."
    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    God sighed, and created quadruple
    bypass surgery.
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