Sometimes sweet innocence can make your whole day......
I once had a pt who had really bad gas as I was helping her into the tub and she stated to me "no need to turn on the jets today honey, cause I'm self propelled!"
I once had a pt ask me what time her "autopsy was scheduled for that day", I smiled and said "your BIOPSY will be later today".
I once had a little old lady ask me if I liked my job because I got to look at naked men all day.... :imbar
Just the other day I had an 84 year old lady ask me if I knew if her amniocentesis was scheduled for today or tomorrow. What she was asking about was her thoracentesis..
Oct 6, '07
Well everyone, this is my first post here!
Two weeks ago I went to see my grandfather that has Alzheimer's Disease at the wonderful assisted facility he lives in. He is in Stage 7 of the disease. He walked up the hallway and promptly placed his had directly over my left breast. He didn't really "feel" it LOL, but just let it rest there. I was laughing and as he walked away from me the nurse asked him what he was doing? He quite loudly replied, "MILKING!"
Last edit by shepler0005 on Oct 6, '07