(too cute to resist)
The day finally arrives. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He walks
up to the Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself.
The good saint says: "Well, Forrest, we're glad to see you. We have
heard a lot about you. I must let you know however, that the place is
filling up fast, so we have been giving an entrance examination to
everyone. The test is short but you have to pass before you can get
into heaven. You need to answer these three questions:
1. What days of the week begin with the letter "T"?
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name? "
Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- that's an easy one. There are two
of them - Today and Tomorrow."
The saint's eyes open wide in surprise: "Forrest, that's not what I was
thinking, but . I'll give you credit for that answer. How about the
"Now, that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I'll guess the answer to be
Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's
name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
"Well, there's gotta be twelve," Forrest answers, "January 2nd, February
2nd, March 2nd, ...."
"Hold it" interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and
I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on to the next
and final question. Can you tell me God's first name?"
"Sure" Forrest replies, "it's Andy."
"Andy?" exclaims the exasperated and frustrated saint. "OK, I can
understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions,
but just how in the world did you come up with the name of 'Andy' as
the first name of God?"
"Well now," Forrest replies, "that was the easiest one of all: ANDY
WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."
St. Peter opens the Pearly Gates and says, "Run, Forrest, run !"