1. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?' She asked. "Hunting flies" He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
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  3. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    LOL ptnurse, this was funny. I showed this to my best friend, and he agreed whole-heartedly with the guy in that joke! Keep up the funnies!

  4. by   Pretzlgl
    LOL that was good - and my husband agrees wholeheartedly!
  5. by   NurseShell
    hee hee hee funny!! and Pretzlgl what a cute puppy!!!! I think he/she (?) needs a bigger bone though!

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