Dr. Dr.

  1. So this guy goes to the Dr. and when asked what is wrong, drops his trousers to reveal a lettuce leaf poking out of his a$$.
    "Mmmm, nasty," says the doc.
    "Nasty?.....Thats just the tip of the "Iceberg!"
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  3. by   WashYaHands
    A nurse notices that a doctor is trying to write in a patients chart with a thermometer. She asks, "Doctor, are you aware that you're trying to use a thermometer to write with?" He looks at the thermometer and says, "Damn, some ******* stole my pen".