So this guy goes to the Dr. and when asked what is wrong, drops his trousers to reveal a lettuce leaf poking out of his a$$.
"Mmmm, nasty," says the doc.
"Nasty?.....Thats just the tip of the "Iceberg!"
Oct 11, '01
A nurse notices that a doctor is trying to write in a patients chart with a thermometer. She asks, "Doctor, are you aware that you're trying to use a thermometer to write with?" He looks at the thermometer and says, "Damn, some ******* stole my pen".