Chinese Proverbs.. Phrases to live by !

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Chinese Proverbs:

> CHINESE PROVERBS

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> Man who run in front of car get tired.

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> Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to

> Bangkok.

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> Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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> Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

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> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on

> earth.

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> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is

> left.

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> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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