Chinese Proverbs.. Phrases to live by !

  1. Chinese Proverbs:

    > CHINESE PROVERBS
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    > Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
    > Bangkok.
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    > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    > Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
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    > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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    > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on
    > earth.
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    > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
    > left.
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    > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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    > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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    > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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