Changing a lightbulb for women w/ chinhairs!

jnette, ASN, EMT-I · Jun 30, 2003

A little vent there?

jadednurse · Jun 30, 2003

LOL jnette! No chinhairs yet, but my mom sent it to me (and SHE has chinhairs...so I guess I'm doomed) and I thought it was funny!

night owl · Jun 30, 2003

:chuckle Yep, That's about right jaded!:chuckle

jnette, ASN, EMT-I · Jun 30, 2003

I must admit, I DO change all the lightbulbs... and I did the last plumbing job, too ! And, yes, I take out ALL the trash.

Ah well. At least it's WHEN I want it and HOW I want it. THAT alone is worth it ! Tsk, tsk, tsk....

Rustyhammer · Jul 1, 2003

Well, for one thing, the room wasn't that dark to begin with and SOONER OR LATER I'd have changed it if you would JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE and stop being so anal about everything.

WHO KNEW it was even burned out??

It probably only burned out NOW that you turned on the light.

And I dont understand the big deal about changing the lightbulb anyway. Why not just use the OTHER LIGHT??

Even if I HAD changed it, it wouldn't be to your standards would it??

I might as well just let you change it so it's done right??

Oh, and did I tell you how cute you are when you're riled up?

:kiss

-Russell

jnette, ASN, EMT-I · Jul 1, 2003

Originally posted by Rustyhammer
Oh, and did I tell you how cute you are when you're riled up?
:kiss

-Russell

Uh, Rusty... we're cute ALL the time !!!

jadednurse · Jul 1, 2003

Russell, :)

**canoehead, BSN, RN** · Jul 1, 2003

Rusty you are such a sweetie- but you should still change your own lightbulbs, and pick up you socks, and put your dirty underwear in the hamper, or I swear, we will just leave it all in a big pile...and then where would you be?

jnette, ASN, EMT-I · Jul 1, 2003

Originally posted by canoehead
Rusty you are such a sweetie- but you should still change your own lightbulbs, and pick up you socks, and put your dirty underwear in the hamper, or I swear, we will just leave it all in a big pile...and then where would you be?

Tried that, Canoehead... didn't work. It was a game of seeing who would hold out the longest. He won. After two weeks I couldn't stand it anymore.. then had triple the work getting it all washed and cleaned up...

Rusty's right.. maybe I should't be so anal and just step over the piles.... :rolleyes:

nursedawn67, LPN · Jul 1, 2003

Originally posted by jadednurse
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house
knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured
it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
the
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
them
2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light
bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
THE
WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
OUT
THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEE! P THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD
TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?

Have you been to my house??? LOL :chuckle

rebel_red · Jul 1, 2003

Oh man the original was so hysterically true, and Rusty's response was right on cue! Diet coke all over the keyboard....again.

Thanks for the laughs!

Tres