1. Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental encounters:

    While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Gloria listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

    Walter leaned over, touched Gloria's arm gently and whispered, "Pilsbury All-purpose, isn't it?"

    And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
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  4. by   live4today
    that totally cracked me up!
  5. by   caffine addict
    What a Doe Boy !!!

  6. by   nekhismom
    Too cute! Sounds like something my dh would say.

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