As I mature.....................

  1. As I Mature

    I've learned that you cannot make
    someone love you. All you can do is
    stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

    I've learned that no matter how much I care,
    some people are just *******s.

    I've learned that it takes years
    to build up trust, and it only takes
    suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

    I've learned that you can get by
    on charm for about fifteen minutes.
    After that, you'd better have a big willy
    or huge boobs.

    I've learned that you shouldn't
    compare yourself to others - they are
    more screwed up than you think.

    I've learned that you can keep vomiting
    long after you think you're finished.

    I've learned that we are responsible
    for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

    I've learned that regardless of
    how hot and steamy a relationship is at
    first, the passion fades, and there had better
    be a lot of money to take its place!

    I've learned that 99% of the time when
    something isn't working in your house, one
    of your kids did it

    I've learned that the people you care most
    about in life are taken from you too soon
    and all the less important ones just never go away.

    Pass this along to 5 me,
    they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
    Some thing good will happen.
    If not...tough ****.

    Got sent this today............ and thought.............. send it to 5 people??? nah............put on allnurses and share with the world!!!

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    nurse practitioner in general practice
    Specialty: midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice


  3. by   jnette
    That was great !!! So glad you shared it with us.... very cute !