Please, nobody flame me.... :angryfire
I apologze for not giving this topic the proper level of respect and sobriety it deserves...
I am hard working churchgoer and believe in respecting authority.....
BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO FUNNY NOT TO POST!!! 
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Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
ethically challenged politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology
if their lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for
a Tanqueray on the rocks ; cold beer etc.( substitute your choice), it
should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination
is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to
pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the hypocritical members of the
Legislature (State or Federal) enact a special law to keep me on
life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their
own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education
and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case.
I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge
for their run for the presidency, it is my wish that they play politics
with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails
to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know
these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and
crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
his or her existence a living hell.
_____________________ __________________
Signature Witness
DATE ________________ DATE ______________
