501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

:D

Specializes in LTC.

63) When you can be pried away from the computer most conversations include the phrase "I read __________ on allnurses.com."

63. You have a refrigerator beside the computer so you dont even have to look away from the screen to grab a drink.

Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

64. You keep a dictionary on the desk to check for spelling.

65. You keep a nursing reference book there, too. Mine is Merenstein and Gardner's Handbook of Neonatal Intensive Care.

Specializes in Onc/Hem, School/Community.

66) When you find out you've been accepted to nursing school, you post the news on allnurses before telling anyone else.

Lol

67. You check allnurses before you check your email, (which you may never actually get to...)

68. When the only emails you get now are form allnurses.com telling you that a reply has been posted.

69. When your free time in between classes is spent at the same computer, in the same computer lab, and the same website(allnurses.com- what else?).

Specializes in OB, M/S, HH, Medical Imaging RN.

When you wake up and have to "go" you turn on your computer so that it will be on by the time you get back to the bed and you can quickly check all nurses. Done it many times!

When you wake up and have to "go" you turn on your computer so that it will be on by the time you get back to the bed and you can quickly check all nurses. Done it many times!

My computer is on 24/7. :coollook:

steph

Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

70. the picture speaks for itself :clown:

hooked-on-allnurses.gif

need I say more....

I've attached the same image for those who can see the pic above (Roy ;) )

Specializes in Med/Surg/Ortho/HH/Radiology-Now Retired.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Ahhh, Brian! That's funny! LOVE it!!!!!

Specializes in Med/Surg/Ortho/HH/Radiology-Now Retired.

71. When you decline an offer for dinner with friend's coz you want to try and be online with your allnurses mates at the same time they are!

Bloody international date lines! Should be banned!

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