I wish I was joking - but sadly I am not. I know that someone here will be able to educate me, and I promise I am being as genuine as I possibly can....
I have an aging cat that is a giant pain in my butt. She has struvite crystals and is possibly in the beginning stages of kidney failure (so says my vet). Sometimes she goes outside the litter box due to pain or whatever and its temporary. My house was broken into 2 weeks ago and since then she hasn't used a litter box (I hate cat pee). I took her to the vet and was told that its most likely anxiety. None of my cats were injured - but even though the back door was open - none of the cats left the house (which is odd because given half a chance she will run outside and eat grass).
My vet prescribed CBD oil for her and I'm terrified it will make me positive on a drug test (I start school in January). I am naive and ignorant because I haven't ever done any sort of drug. I've only been drunk a few times and mostly by accident. I just really don't understand.
I put a link below for the item that she prescribed to her, and it has an actual prescription label on the bottle. My boyfriend said that since it doesn't have THC in it, I'll be fine. Do I need to wear gloves when I give this to her, do I have to worry about petting her? I wore them the first time, but trying to hold a long hair cat with gloves on presents a challenge in itself. I do wash my hands with soap when I'm done. I feel like I'm being ridiculous, but I really don't want to get thrown out of school before I even get in because I have a neurotic cat. It seriously sounds ridiculous typing this - I'm sure the school will think I'm a lying loon and probably ya'll too. FYI - I graduated from high school over 25 years ago - I should know better but I just don't.
Thank you in advance for not giggling at me in writing - although I deserve it.
Phyto Animal Health | Healthy Pets, Happy Planet
OP, my cat became afraid of the litter box after having a bladder issue. I sprinkled this product in her litter box and she got over her aversion in about a day! Just make sure you start with a clean litter box because she liked it so much that she rolled around in it at first!
Ultra Litter Attractant - Dr. Elsey's
This collar also seemed effective at calming her down and making her less skittish when her bladder was hurting her. It lasts a while, but I would have been nervous to leave her alone with it all day (in case it got caught on something). Luckily I was working at home at the time.
Sentry Calming Collar for Cats
Last edit by Julius Seizure on Nov 10