My company often takes over 2 weeks to post results, so I don't obsessively check that. I do, however, check my bank account obsessively, because they only withdraw the money once they have sent the result to the monitoring folks. Once the money is gone, I do get on pins and needles for the next two days, afraid that my phone will be ringing from my case manager to tell me about a problem with my sample.
I'm totally clean and sober, but I obsess about incidental exposure. Like, my husband used soy sauce in a marinade and I didn't know it...I mean, the ribs got baked for hours and then grilled, I'm sure any alcohol was long gone, but I still obsessed. And I had my favorite, Chinese vegetable lo mein...didn't realize they cooked that with soy sauce until a few weeks ago, so that caused pains and needles too.
I also have Hidradenitis Suppurativa. This causes very painful, recurring abcesses, blisters, and cysts in my groin and I have to clean the area with witch hazel twice daily (it's the only thing that help keeps them at bay, or at least fewer in number)...but witch hazel has grain alcohol in it. I've tried every powder, lotion, potion, and cream...but witch hazel just works the best. I use as little as possible. I hate to use it, but it's better than having them lanced constantly and being on antibiotics full time. So I worry about absorbing that...and if I'm called to test, I shower and clean my nether regions like a banshee because I don't want pee to touch any dried witch hazel, get in my urine, and sink me that way.
But the anxiety is real.