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FranEMTnurse has 3 years experience as a LPN, EMT-I and works as a Internet active.

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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

>He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I

>just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

>

>The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent.

>We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

>chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive

>around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of

>the

>long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the

>daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her

>sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

>The salary is $200,000 a year."

>

>The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're kidding' me! "

>

>The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."

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OH MY GAWD I ALMOST WET MYSELF FROM LAUGHING!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!:lol_hitti:w00t::clphnds::hhmth:

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soulofme works as a dialysis.

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Geezzzz........I was ready to apply!:coollook:

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