More Holiday Humor

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Three men, two nurses and one doctor died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of the season," St. Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven on this holy day."

The first nurse fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a penlight.

He flicked it on. "It represents a holy candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," St. Peter said.

The second nurse reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them and said, "They're bells."

St. Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The doctor started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

"What do these have to do with Christmas?" St. Peter asked.

The doctor replied, "They're Carol's."