Code Brown RN

Code Brown RN specializes in Covering ill calls house wide.

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1. Death stories?

   Code Brown RN replied to Teachchildren123's topic in Hospice

   Lets bump this thread... its a good one!

2. Difference bw Doctors and Nurses

   Code Brown RN replied to Bormio's topic in Humor

   Doctors treat illnesses, nurses treat patients.

3. Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

   Code Brown RN replied to nilepoc's topic in Humor

   it sounds like you were at a sub par facility, because your complaints are not unfounded at all. i'm sorry your experience was so negative. all those things mentioned are standards of care at my facility. we do hourly rounding, backrubs and fill wate...

4. What grosses YOU out?

   Code Brown RN replied to JenTheRN's topic in Humor

   Gangrene... for some reason we are getting a lot more gangrene in... I think one of our surgeons is taking on more amputation cases. Either that or we are a pirate hospital in the 1700's and nobody told me. The smell.... oh god, it stinks up the who...

5. Describe the Ugliest Scrubs You Have Seen!

   Code Brown RN replied to PacoUSA's topic in Humor

   Denim.

6. What grosses YOU out?

   Code Brown RN replied to JenTheRN's topic in Humor

   Skin flakes on the sheets is the WORST. The smell of betadine mixed with a yeast infection. Emptying the NG canister if its bloody/clotty. The smell of bloody urine. I always feel like my shoes smell like bloody urine after having prostatectomy pts...

7. What does your username mean?

   Code Brown RN replied to LifesAJourney's topic in Humor

   If you don't know what a Code Brown is by now, I don't want to be the one to tell you!

8. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   Code Brown RN replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   I have to brag, that I read EVERY post in this thread. Patients have taught me to use Pond's Cold Cream, to be nice to my family, to shave my legs often, not to use Freeze-Away on spider bites, to quit smoking before i lose my third limb, not to pe...

9. Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

   Code Brown RN replied to nilepoc's topic in Humor

   First off, I've been lurking on this site for the better part of a year, and I've read every post on MOST threads in the humor section (yes, including the What Patients Have Taught Me- which took no fewer than 4 nights to do!) but the the "5mg IV Por...