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inSANE

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About inSANE

Newlywed mom of one child with 3 step children!

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  1. How much do you make?

    OMG, I am packing my bags and headed your way. Do you think my children will understand???? I am taking my husband with me. :roll Do you have room at your house???? RN 13 yrs. ER sometimes charge, SANE 25.90/hr straight, 2% on second shift diff a...
  2. I am so hurt

    Ren, I have just finished mixin' up a batch of explosive diarrhea for the insensitive puke that bothered you with all their insecurities. This will 'probly hit them in a public spot...so all beware and notice your surroundings......beware of the exp...
  3. Ohio get together.............

    Okay, just finished reading the ENTIRE list and now am caught up to the fact that the meeting is in Columbus....whew...hard work for this blonde! Sent the email, now count me in IN COLUMBUS. Juanita
  4. Ohio get together.............

    OOPS! Real name Juanita....count me in!
  5. Ohio get together.............

    Okay, since dear ol' Heather backed out on our meeting last time in Dayton and I am still on therapy from that....hahahaha I am willing to make another meeting! Any excuse to eat, be loud and obnoxious. (well, maybe just the eat part) Include me i...
  6. tips to a successufl ER visit

    If you walked across the parking lot without a limp and into triage with a limp, you are not qualified for a wheelchair let alone an ER exam. If you can scream at me or scream and moan you do not have a true migraine. I am not a waitress, figure ou...
  7. Pick Up Lines!!

    Okay, pardon the baaaaaaaad words, but this caused me to spit out my beverage... Wanna get a beer and f*&ck or don't you drink? I laughed so hard! He finally got tired of me laughing, and turning blue in the face from vapor lock that he walked ...
  8. Graduate Certificate

    Jealousy! Can we switch jobs???? You are doing what I want to do! But I am stuck in an ER right now as a SANE. I am near Cinci, so the Xavier program sounds tasty! Thanks 4n6!
  9. A really good thing to inservice your staff on prior to the SANE arrival is first and foremost NO BEVERAGES! I can't tell you how many times this has happened. And if the patient has to pee have them wipe with their own underwear or save the toilet ...
  10. 2 questions, most "medical" and most "positive" field

    Heather, I am always on for lunch! I talked with l.RAE and we are trying to decide where to meet, where to eat....yadayadayada. PM me and let me know what area you will be near so we can choose a place. OH, then we'll both know the truth about your...
  11. You Know You're a Nurse When...

    You know your a nurse when: 1. You wish for a foley cath with a leg bag to ease your bladder cramping 2. You get tears of joy when you finally do get to go to the bathroom and actually get to sit a spell, enjoy those last few drops..... 3. Can clean...
  12. blech!!!

    Okay, this one will probably make some mad and those who have a sense of humor like mine might laugh... For once I would like to have a day at work when I didn't have to ask some jerk what it truly felt like to be a f*&%ing idiot. Ouch, I know t...
  13. Aktins diet- doing it or done it?

    :roll My best friend has lost 160lbs with her gastric bypass surgery and I love those comments "What is different?" Many people say "Did you get new glasses?" We burst into fits of laughter! I did lose 50lbs on the Atkins, gained it all back after...
  14. 2 questions, most "medical" and most "positive" field

    :roll I got to accompany my mother who had a face lift. Face lift? Looked like she flew through a windshield of a car. My choices are 1. Emergency medicine and forensics 2. The Walmart greeter I couldn't help myself with number 2. YES I'M WARPED, ...
  15. But she's not a nurse!

    I got an idea, how about if you print a pamphlet on your own and put Dr. Diane and see if she catches it. If she does, then say, "oops, I'm not a doctor, didn't go to school for it, and you aren't a nurse, you didn't go to school for it either." I g...