swyswy

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1. Funny things patients say !

   swyswy replied to TAM's topic in Humor

   Doing OBGYN telephone advice this week, I had a patient ask me, "I'm thinking of trying to get pregnant. How do I stop my birth control pills?" We pass around the TSTB* questions when we need a laugh... (* too stupid to breed) color me clueless, 8/1...

2. Funny things patients say !

   swyswy replied to TAM's topic in Humor

   Working in L/D, I had a pt march up to the desk one morning, dressed as cute as could be, hair and makeup perfect, and announce, "its my due date. Here I am!" (needless to say, NO criteria for admission!) Gotta love those poor girls in labor who can...

3. Funny Names for Nurses

   swyswy replied to randomnamees's topic in Humor

   My first dentist was Dr Shock. He had terrible breath AND bad dandruff. I hated opening my mouth c his head hovering over mine!

4. Nursing Superstitions!

   swyswy replied to codebluechic's topic in Humor

   HazeK and TeenyBabyRN are 100% right on! Those scenarieos are SOOO true!!

5. Nursing Superstitions!

   swyswy replied to codebluechic's topic in Humor

   Of course, it is universally known among nurses that one never utters the Q word or the S word aloud anywhere inside the hospital building. It is also STRICTLY FORBIDDEN to allow the labor board to be empty at any time, for any reason. Even in the e...