the little firetruck

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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck", the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks", the girl says.

The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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LOL!!!!!!!!! IN my little rural community..they had a fire engine way back who's siren sounding like..and I am not kidding a redneck "yahoooooooo yaaaaaaa hooooo"..it was hillarious! And everyone said in order to have the siren, the town drunks were tied by the testies in front of the PA and pulled!

(back then our volunteer FD was really the "old boys club" to say the least...and we did a funny scenero of them holding off on running to a scene to finish their beers and smoke their cigarettes first! LOL!!! Kinda sad really, now it is all very managment and tight laced young overachievers..LOL..and that silly older charm is gone...oh well, either way the fires were taken care of, car accidents taken care of...but I kinda miss those funnier times making fun of a keg in the station, and a big YAAAAAAAHOOOOO were comming!!!!)

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This is absolutly hillarous!!! I love it.

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