Published Feb 23, 2004
Deb123j
305 Posts
artery: the study of fine paintings :chuckle
barium: what you do when cpr fails
benign: what you are after you be eight
cesarean section: a district in rome
colic: a sheep dog
coma: a punctuation mark
congenital: friendly
dilate: to live long
gi series: baseball games between teams of soldiers hangnail: a coat hook
medical staff: a doctor's cane
minor operation: coal digging
morbid: a higher offer
nitrate: lower than the day rate
node: was aware of
organic: church musician
outpatient: a person who has fainted
protein: in favor of young people
secretion: hiding anything
serology: study of english knighthood
tumor: an extra pair
urine: opposite of you're out
varicose veins: veins which are very close together :rotfl:
Three women rub a magic lamp and a genie pops out and says, "You are each granted one wish." So the first woman says, "I'd like to be smarter." To that, the genie goes **POOF** "You're a cardiologist!" The second woman says, "I'd like to be 50% smarter than that!" The genie goes **POOF** "You're a neurosurgeon!" The third woman says, "Well, I'd like to be even 100% smarter than that!" The genie goes **POOF** "You're an RN!"
Dave ARNP
629 Posts
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Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN
12,126 Posts
Pelvis---second cousin to Elvis
Rectum--car accident with all involved vehicles totaled.