July 2019 Caption Contest: Poll - Select $100 Winner!

Nurses Announcements Contest

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    by Joe V
    Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

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  1. And the $100 winner is...

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      It's time to take your sleeping pill.
    • 7
      Excuse me... have you seen my pen?
    • 6
      Excuse me… just checking in... Are you able to sleep ok?
    • 6
      Nurses are creatures of habit; they make bed checks...even at home!
    • 2
      Please wake up, I have all these wires to hook up before we start the sleep study!
    • 14
      When your patient finally stops screaming and falls asleep but it's time for his glucose check.
    • 8
      Are you sleeping? Good, sleep is so essential for healing! OK then, be back in an hour to wake you again!
    • 9
      It's 4 AM on a Saturday, Mom. I'm not Mr. Beasley and there are no meds to pass. You're on vacation, go back to bed!

44 members have participated

jwjb

15 Posts

“Really! You weigh 300 pounds! It wasn’t you who zeroed out this bed was it?”

jwjb

15 Posts

“Excuse me, excuse me! Have you heard the one about how many nursing students it takes to change a lightbulb?”

jwjb

15 Posts

“Was that one or two sugars in your coffee?”

jwjb

15 Posts

“That’s everybody on my side of the family, now on my husbands’ side we have ....”

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Joe V

8 Articles; 2,493 Posts

Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

Wow! You guys rock.

I thought this was going to be hard but you've proved me wrong. ?

Elfriede

258 Posts

Specializes in ambulant care.

The only chance for a nurse to see/talk her child.

Krob34

4 Posts

“Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones? Oops, might be time for some Narcan...”

Bookish_SN, ASN

125 Posts

Nurse: You need to get some rest.

*wakes you up every 15 minutes to check if you're resting ?

CURLYKATE

80 Posts

"Do you need a sleeping pill?"

Don’t worry about it, he’ll be gone in 0.2 seconds once I pop up at that door, he already know what’s up! Lol

snurse2020

6 Posts

Me waking up my patient to follow the doctors orders: check glucose q1h

Red Shirt 6, CNA

2 Articles; 170 Posts

If one freezes in place and does not move the T-Rex will not see you and move on. However this trick does not work with the nursing student that has come to practice taking vitals.

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