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by Cattitude Cattitude (Member)

Cattitude has 20 years experience and works as a School Nurse.

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Yesterday morning started out with :

febrile, obviously ill kindy kid right off the bus.

The day went downhill from there. I had a few more fevers, diarrhea, puking, and one of the worst lice cases I've seen. These are HYBRID Lice. MUTANT NINJA LICE.

The kid was plucking the lice off his head and putting them on the shared desks. He brushed his hair and lice were dropping out! WTH??? Lice luurrvvve to stay on a warm, yummy scalp. Who do these lice think they are messing with?

Now, the kids in that class have tuned it into a lice game. Lord help me....

I saw all real issues yesterday. No shenanigans. I think that's a first!

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ruby_jane has 10 years experience as a BSN, RN.

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By the law of balance in the Universe, I think today should be less eventful for you....

MUTANT NINJA LICE. I spewed tea.

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SaltineQueen works as a School Nurse.

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MUTANT NINJA LICE.

:) :) Someone summon Davey Do to work his magic here.

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BunnyBunnyBSNRN has 13 years experience as a ASN, BSN and works as a School Nurse.

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Yesterday morning started out with :

febrile, obviously ill kindy kid right off the bus. and when you called mom, I'm sure she said, "that's so strange, LD was fine at home this morning".

MUTANT NINJA LICE. hahahaha - I have a total visual on this - lice wearing ninja outfits and doing kicks and flying through the air. OH CRAP! THEY FLY NOW!

Now, the kids in that class have tuned it into a lice game. I don't think I know the rules to that oneLord help me....praying for you!

hope it gets better!

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pennyeary has 2 years experience.

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Only 3 MORE WAKE UPS!!!!!

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Cattitude has 20 years experience and works as a School Nurse.

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:) :) Someone summon Davey Do to work his magic here.

Yaaaasssss! Please Davey Do!!!!

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Cattitude has 20 years experience and works as a School Nurse.

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Only 3 MORE WAKE UPS!!!!!

Now this reminds me of my previous prison work days.

And also my recent trash TV indulgence, Love after Lockup, ha!

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Cattitude has 20 years experience and works as a School Nurse.

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hope it gets better!

Exactly what mom said!

And I'm walking to the 2nd grade class now to lecture on proper lice handling behavior. I'm sure they will all sit up straight and listen attentively, bahahahaha.

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BunnyBunnyBSNRN has 13 years experience as a ASN, BSN and works as a School Nurse.

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Now this reminds me of my previous prison work days.

And also my recent trash TV indulgence, Love after Lockup, ha!

I love "Love After Lockup" - that and "90 Day Fiance" are my favourite dumpster fires!

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kidzcare has 5 years experience.

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Oh no!! I hope today is less eventful for you!!!

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"Proper lice handling behavior"

I love you guys!!!! You get me through the day.......

I imagined lice being led around the school on leashes when I read that!!!!!

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Davey Do has 35 years experience and works as a Behavioral Health RN.

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Yesterday morning started out with :

febrile, obviously ill kindy kid right off the bus.

The day went downhill from there.

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