September 2019 Caption Contest

Nurses Announcements Contest

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  1. And the $100 winner is...

    • 31
      Vaccinate or Die!!!!
    • 22
      Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.
    • 11
      Healthcare from the patient's perspective.
    • 10
      But, I didn't sign up to be an organ donor!
    • 9
      Sorry about our skeleton crew, their not use to live patients.
    • 11
      At Halloween, the adage, "The nurse is patient´s last defense line.", becomes a new dimension.
    • 29
      H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I am NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!

93 members have participated

halloween caption contest 2019

Halloween is right around the corner. If you can come up with the winning caption you win $100. It's that simple.

Do you have what it takes? ?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules.

CAPTION CONTEST RULES:

  • Winner wins $100.
  • Everyone is allowed to participate!
  • You may submit multiple captions.
  • A TOP Captions Poll will be created 30-40 days after the start of the contest.
  • You, the community, will select the winner. The caption with the most votes win.
  • The Winner will be announced no later than 75 days from the start of the contest.
  • Captions must be posted on allnurses.com to participate.
  • Captions must comply with our Terms of Service.

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Update (Sept 24, 2019)

Thank you everyone! We had a lot of great captions! It's now up to you to select the winner.

Top Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite!!

Update (Oct 18, 2019)

Thank you @Feral.Cat.Herder for the winning caption. Cartoon can be found at

oh come on the needle isn't THAT big!

2 Votes
Specializes in Ortho, peds.

Bowel prep before the release of GoLYTELY

1 Votes
Specializes in CEN.

"H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I an NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!"

2 Votes
Specializes in NICU.

Call off the code BLUE,he is awake now!

1 Votes

Alright, I promise, no more call bell!

4 Votes

The Pharmaceutical Rep convention is down the hall!

2 Votes

Now I definitely need the bedpan!

3 Votes

Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.

6 Votes
Specializes in Pediatric Home Health.

"Either you consent to the TransUrethral Needle Ablation or Dr. Grim over there will collect your manhood."

2 Votes
Specializes in Pediatric Home Health.

"What has you so frightened? I numb it and he cuts it."

"I don't think I want the circumcision anymore."

1 Votes
Specializes in Pediatric Home Health.

"Just because I have one eye, does not mean I'll miss and you die. I've already practiced on two other patients today."

1 Votes

I don't know what's worse, a robot with a giant needle or grim reaper coming for me.

2 Votes
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