Things Not To Put In A Resume Cover Letter

  1. 1. I'm really keen to work for you - I hear the drugs are too good.

    2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every facility I have worked for has since closed down.

    3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.

    4. I know where you live.

    5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."

    6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job.

    7. Happy faces.

    8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters/sons.

    9. My turn-ons include...

    10. I'm confident that I'll get this job. God told me.
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  3. by   Gator,SN
    this is cute!