1. I'm really keen to work for you - I hear the drugs are too good.
2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every facility I have worked for has since closed down.
3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.
4. I know where you live.
5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."
6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job.
7. Happy faces.
8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters/sons.
9. My turn-ons include...
10. I'm confident that I'll get this job. God told me.
May 1, '03
this is cute!